Gengelopes

"We had all gathered around the fire to brainstorm the fate of Australia's rangelands given the recent advances in genetic engineering."

Imagine if you could gather representatives from every facet of society with an interest in the Australian rangelands; environmentalists, animal activists, pastoralists, marketing gurus, dieticians - even textile engineers - and design the most environmentally friendly yet economically viable land use. What would the group come up with?

In his book, Red Sand Green Heart, John takes us on an imaginary journey...

"All of us had a stake and a genuine interest in developing the ultimate outback plant or animal that would provide the best food source for our ever-increasing population. Our collective task was to conceptualise the single organism that would best suit the interest of the bushies, the environmentalists and the big-city consumers."

"Our prototype would enable the genetic engineers to develop a product that was compatible with the environment, could be harvested with minimal use of energy and infrastructure and that was desirable to consumers, whether their motivations were health, taste, prevention of cruelty or resource sustainability."

The first question is - flora or fauna? Does the future lay in crops or meat production. The first answer was clear. Crops of any kind require fairly reliable rainfall and the outback's sandy soil is amazingly infertile, so it quickly becomes apparent that we have to focus on an animal.

"We were going to start from scratch to develop a genetically engineered animal . . . . a gengelope."

So what constitutes the "perfect animal"?

The animal must be subject minimal handling and treatment throughout its life. No dehorning or castration, branding or ear-tagging. The animals must also be able to be transported and slaughtered without stress and suffering.

The meat must be lean, low in cholesterol and rich in protein, tender, tasty and easy to cook. The animal must not be exposed to antibiotics, hormones or other substances which could affect consumers' health. The animal must not be susceptible to diseases which could be transferred to humans.

The hide of the animal must be lightweight, strong, supple and tear-proof for the creation of a new textile - a "designer leather".

The gengelope must be able to thrive on naturally occuring vegetation and water sources, and be wide-ranging and able to move around taking advantage of patchy rainfall. It must also coincide its breeding to favourable weather conditions, however sporadic, to avoid the loss of young animals during unexpected droughts.

The animal must also require minimal management, monitoring, fencing and specialist infrastructure on the land, while being resistant to disease and flies.

The production of the animal must not threaten any native plants or animals, for example, it must not preferentially graze on seedling trees like rabbits and some stock. It must also have an efficient gait and padded feet that do not destroy the soil crust the way hooves do.

"I asked my graphic artist and lateral-thinking mate Dave Kovac to come up with a master plan of the gengelope to assist the DNA jockeys with their mission. These genetic engineers had been scribbling down the wish list and looking more and more fazed, suspecting that we had pushed their technology beyond its limits. However, in my dream world there are no limits. So I threw the cap from a celebratory bottle of rum and toasted my happily buzzing companions."

Imagination is a fine thing, and the above creature might be no more than a dream at the moment, but what if there was an animal already in existence which fit quite a few of the above criteria?

Stay tuned . . .